Sharon the Merican Beats No Mercy Mindy

Previously:

The big match up had ended with the US Women's Team triumphing over France 2-1.

Sharon the 'Merican pulls it off once again just as she did years ago against Australia in the 2015 FIFA Women's World Cup

She had some help from Lola Henderson the raccoon (AKA Lolageddon). Good thing too since France was some fierce competition.

Lola is so happy!! she's just giving Sharon a big ol hug!

Be careful how you hug her Lola girl. XD No seriously...for the love of God be careful. Sharon is one of the biggest MVPs and we know how insanely powerful you are. We don't need you breaking Sharon's spine like a stick of celery before you two go off to face England.

Mindy meanwhile is on her knees in despair weeping for her loss.

Mindy: Ah merde.....my soul!! She is smothered with unnui!!

Sharon Nicole Ken (The 'Merican) Lola Henderson (Lolageddon) and Mindy Gardoe (No Mercy Mindoe) belong to me