Lady Malmsteen is busy watching season 3 of Castlevania on Netflix.
And she's really losing her patience with their depiction of Alucard.
It's been three seasons and he STILL hasn't turned into a bat yet.
This is really testing her patience.
What? You didn't think she simply like Alucard because he's a pretty Dhampir did you? Not even his "love scene" in season 3 could fully satisfy her.
Among the main reasons she likes Alucard is because he has the ability to turn into a bat. A giant fire-breathing bat. (In the games anyway)
I mean it should be obvious...Lady Malmsteen is a bat herself.
I myself do like the series. But Season 1 seemed to embody Castlevania the most. Season 3 got overly talky to the point of of being pretty darn pretentious. It was still a solid season; the depictions of Alucard and Isaac as characters really has improved. But yeah; it's almost like Dracula has become distant with the series. It's like he'd rather stay in Hell than be resurrected like in the video game series.
But The Lady's main gripe with the series is awaiting Alucard to change into a big bad bat already. And she's letting her television know it. XD
Lady Elizabeth Malmsteen belongs to me ![:iconshinragod:]( "shinragod")
